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Columns & Collected Essays
Mar 2, 2011
How to Win an Oscar in 14 Easy Steps
Earlier this week on the Huffington Post, Andrea Savage gave us a look at the role that cunnilingus played in this year’s Academy Award...
Nov 26, 2010
You Win Some, You Lose Some
I’m off to another charity benefit. Want to join me? Here’s the deal. It’s a Saturday night. I’ve blown my hair dry so that it looks...
Oct 1, 2010
The Girl Who Played with Fire
“I don’t know how this could have happened,” I sighed. “Strange,” my husband, Brett, agreed. “A mystery.” We were holding between us my...
Jul 23, 2010
Silence of the Iberian Ham
A few weeks ago, I wrote an article about two Type A–ish people (namely me and my husband, Brett,) traveling abroad and trying to strike...
Feb 4, 2010
Life Cycle
I am not much of an athlete. I’ve thought long and hard about why this is, and I’ve narrowed it down to two factors. For one, I lack...
Jan 14, 2010
I Want My HGTV!
I am not, by nature, an organized person, but I had the first day of 2010 all planned out. The idea was to ditch my children and my...
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